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Message: <blockquote data-quote="2009" data-source="post: 4034316" data-attributes="member: 167624"><p><span style="color: #820040"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">After 2 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increment, no commendation. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager. His manager looked at him, smiled and asked him to sit down saying: "My friend you have not worked here for even a single day." The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.</span> </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Manager: </span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">How many days are there in a year? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Man: </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">365 days and sometimes 366. </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">How many hours make up a day? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">24 Hours. </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">How long do u work in a day? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">10am to 6pm i.e 8 hours a day. </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So, what fraction of the day do u work in hours? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 i.e 1/3 (one third).</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">This is nice of u! what is 1/3rd of 366 days? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">122(1/3 x 366=122 in days) </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Do u come to work on weekends? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">No sir. </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">How many days r there in a year that r weekends? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days. </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Thanks for that. If u remove 104 days from 122 days. how many days do u now have? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">18 days. </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">I do give u 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove that 14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do u have remaining? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">4 days. </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Do u work on Republic Day? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p>[FONT=Tim?s New Roman]<span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">No sir! </span></span></span>[/FONT]</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Do u come to work on Independence Day? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">No sir! </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So how many days r left? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">2 days Sir! </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Do u come to work on New Years Day? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">No sir!</span> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So how many days r left? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">1 day sir!</span> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Do u work on Christmas Day? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">No Sir!</span> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">So how many days r left? </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">None Sir!</span> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Manager:</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="color: #c20000"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>So what r u claiming? </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Man:</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: navy">!!!... </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Moral-NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!! </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></span></span></span><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>HR= </strong></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red"><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>HIGH RISK </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: black"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong>.</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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