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<blockquote data-quote="askuwi" data-source="post: 1964716" data-attributes="member: 3910"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">God created the donkey</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">and said to him.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">The donkey answered:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">God granted his wish.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">God created the dog</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">and said to him:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">You will be a dog. "</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">The dog answered:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">"Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">" God granted his wish.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">God created the monkey</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">and said to him:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">You will be amusing and you will live</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">20 years. "</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">The monkey answered:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">God granted his wish.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .....</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">Finally God created man ...</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">and said to him:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">Man responded:</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">"Sir, I will be a man but to live only</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">20 years is very little,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">the 15 years that the dog did not want and</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">the 10 years the monkey refused.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">" God granted man's wish</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ....</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">And since then, man lives</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">20 years as a man ,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">marries and spends</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">30 years like a donkey,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">working and carrying all the burdens on his back.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">Then when his children are grown,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">and eating whatever is given to him,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">so that when he is old,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">going from house to house and from one son or</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum">daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.</span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Plum"></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed">If dis a repost</span> <span style="color: Red">sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy</span>.........<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="askuwi, post: 1964716, member: 3910"] [CENTER][COLOR="Plum"]God created the donkey and said to him. "You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years." The donkey answered: "I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years" God granted his wish. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..... !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!! God created the dog and said to him: "You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend. You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will be a dog. " The dog answered: "Sir, to live 30 years is too much,give me only 15 years. " God granted his wish. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ...... !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! God created the monkey and said to him: "You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks. You will be amusing and you will live 20 years. " The monkey answered: "To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years." God granted his wish. ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ..... !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!! Finally God created man ... and said to him: "You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth. You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years." Man responded: "Sir, I will be a man but to live only 20 years is very little, give me the 30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want and the 10 years the monkey refused. " God granted man's wish ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... .... And since then, man lives 20 years as a man , marries and spends 30 years like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back. Then when his children are grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house and eating whatever is given to him, so that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey, going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren. [/COLOR] [/CENTER] [COLOR="DarkRed"]If dis a repost[/COLOR] [COLOR="Red"]sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy[/COLOR].........:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry: [/QUOTE]
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