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<blockquote data-quote="mbj" data-source="post: 1005397" data-attributes="member: 16263"><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>A man was praying to god.</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>He said, "God ?"</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>God responded, " Yes?"</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?"</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>"Go right ahead", God said.</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>"God, what is a million years to you?"</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>God said, "A million years to me is only a second."</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>The man wondered.</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?"</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny."</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>So the man said, " God can I have a penny ?"</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>And God cheerfully said,</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>"Sure!....... just a second ."</u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u></u></p><p><u>***</u></p><p></p><p>tell u the truth i also didnt understand dis thought u guys will be<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="mbj, post: 1005397, member: 16263"] [U] A man was praying to god. He said, "God ?" God responded, " Yes?" And the Guy said, " Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead", God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "A million years to me is only a second." The man wondered. Then he asked, "God, what is a million dollars worth to you?" God said, "A million dollars to me is a penny." So the man said, " God can I have a penny ?" And God cheerfully said, "Sure!....... just a second ." ***[/U] tell u the truth i also didnt understand dis thought u guys will be;) ;) :D [/QUOTE]
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