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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Michael" data-source="post: 106529" data-attributes="member: 1579">1.God saw me hungry, he created pizza .He saw me thirsty, he created pepsi .He saw me in dark, he created light .He saw me without problems, he created YOU.2.Twinkle Twinkle little starYou should know what you areAnd once you know what you areMental hospital is not so far.3.TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family?STUDENTS: Daddy cat,Mummy cat and two kittens !4.Police man: Stop, stop, your headlights are not working.The Man: Move, move, even the brakes are not working.5.Why does history keep repeating it self?Because we weren't listening the first time !6.A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house...still he was in jail.......why?......coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !7."Doctor, doctor, will i be able to play the violin after the operation?""Yes of course...."......"Great ! I never could before"8.The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too.......If rain makes all things beautiful why dosen't it rain on you?9.When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him tofree u from darkness and if after you pray and your......still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL ! <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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