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Message: <blockquote data-quote="sld" data-source="post: 81285" data-attributes="member: 3234">A distinguished looking young lady was on a flight returning fromSwitzerland. She found herself seated next to a priest, and asked,"Excuse me Father, may I ask a favor of you?""Well, of course Miss, what can I do for you?" he replied."Here's the dilemma. I purchased for myself a very sophisticated electronichair remover. I paid a lot of money for it. I really went well over thelimits set forth by Customs, and I fear they will confiscate it from me.Could you perhaps hide it through Customs for me under your robes?""I certainly could my dear, only I must warn you I am not ever able tolie.""You have such an honest face, Father, surely they will never ask anyquestions of you," and with that, she handed him the hair remover.After landing, they proceeded through Customs, and it became the Father'sturn in line."Father, do you have anything to declare?" asked the Custom's officer."From the top of my head to my waist, I have nothing to declare, my son."Finding this answer a little strange, the custom's officer proceeded toask, "And from the waist to the floor, what do you have to declare?"The Father replied, "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to beused on a woman, but which has never yet been used."Roaring with laughter, the Custom's officer says, "Go right throughFather... Next!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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