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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dr. NAC" data-source="post: 12557026" data-attributes="member: 379573"><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">One day he arrives home looking downcast.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"That's it," he tells his wife, "I'm giving up golf.  My eyesight has gotten</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">so bad, once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">His wife sympathizes.  As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my brother with you, and give it one more try?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"That's no good," sighs Arthur.  "Your brother is 103 years old. He can't help."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"He may be a 103," says the wife, "but his eyesight is perfect."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.  He turns to the brother-in-law, "Did you see the ball?"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Of course I did," says the brother-in-law, "I have perfect eyesight."</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    * </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">                    *</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue">        "I don't remember."    </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Century Gothic'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: RoyalBlue"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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