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<blockquote data-quote="bonney777" data-source="post: 11865706" data-attributes="member: 133200"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">This Student Was Given 0% On His Exam</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">(I would have given him 100%!!!)</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * his last battle</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * at the bottom of the page</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * liquid</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * marriage</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q5. What is the main reason for failure?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * exams</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * Lunch & dinner</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q7. What looks like half an apple?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * The other half</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * It will simply become wet</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * No problem, he sleeps at night.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> and three oranges in other hand, what would you have?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * Very large hands</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> four men to build it?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> * No time at all, the wall is already built.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"> *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Repost nam Sorry....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: DarkRed"><img src="https://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bonney777, post: 11865706, member: 133200"] [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed]This Student Was Given 0% On His Exam (I would have given him 100%!!!)[/COLOR][/SIZE] [SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed] Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become? * It will simply become wet Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping? * No problem, he sleeps at night. Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant that has only one hand Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? * Very large hands Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. Repost nam Sorry.... [/COLOR][/SIZE][SIZE=5][COLOR=DarkRed][IMG]https://mail.google.com/mail/images/cleardot.gif[/IMG][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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