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<blockquote data-quote="nash123456789" data-source="post: 2273927" data-attributes="member: 96014">A man is driving down a deserted stretch of&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; highway when he notices a&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; sign out of the corner of his eye....It&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; reads:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; SISTERS OF ST.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; FRANCIS&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; HOUSE OF&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; PROSTITUTION&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 10&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; MILES&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; drives on without&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; second thought. Soon he sees another sign which&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; reads:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; SISTERS OF ST.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; FRANCIS&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; HOUSE OF&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; PROSTITUTION&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 5&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; MILES&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; for real and drives&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; past a third sign&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; saying:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; SISTERS OF ST.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; FRANCIS&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; HOUSE OF&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; PROSTITUTION&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; NEXT&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; RIGHT&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; into the drive. On the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; far side of the parking lot is a stone building&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; with a small sign next&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; to the door&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; reading:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; SISTERS OF ST.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; FRANCIS&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; is answered by a nun in&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; you my son?'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; and was interested in&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; possibly doing&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; business....'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; through many winding&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; passages and is soon quite disorientated. The nun&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; stops at a closed door&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; and tells the man, 'Please knock on this&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; door.'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; He does so and another nun in a long habit,&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; holding a tin cup answers&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; in the cup then go&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; through the large wooden door at the end of the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hallway.'&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; hall and slips through&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; the door pulling it shut behind him. The door&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; locks, and he finds&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; himself back in the parking lot facing another&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; sign:&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; GO IN&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; PEACE.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; ST.FRANCIS.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; SINNER</blockquote>

[QUOTE="nash123456789, post: 2273927, member: 96014"] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]10 MILES[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]second thought. Soon he sees another sign which reads:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]5 MILES[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]past a third sign saying:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]NEXT RIGHT[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]to the door reading:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]a long black habit who asks, 'What may we do for you my son?'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]He answers, 'I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]possibly doing business....'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]'Very well my son. Please follow me.' He is led through many winding[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]passages and is soon quite disorientated. The nun stops at a closed door[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]and tells the man, 'Please knock on this door.'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]the door... This nun instructs, 'Please place $100 in the cup then go[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway.'[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]GO IN PEACE.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST.FRANCIS.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002f5e] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][COLOR=#002f5e]SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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