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<blockquote data-quote="neroshan" data-source="post: 293074" data-attributes="member: 8568"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue">Good News And Bad News </span></p><p></strong></span><strong><p style="text-align: center"><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable.</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead."</span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue"></span></p></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="color: Blue">Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." </span></p><p></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="neroshan, post: 293074, member: 8568"] [SIZE="4"][B][CENTER][COLOR="Blue"]Good News And Bad News [/COLOR][/CENTER][/B][/SIZE][B][CENTER][COLOR="Blue"] Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Mary replied "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry." [/COLOR][/CENTER][/B] [/QUOTE]
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