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<blockquote data-quote="KARR" data-source="post: 4254292" data-attributes="member: 183683"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON . ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE..' </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A 'THANK YOU' CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.. </strong></span></span><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 12px"></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU... I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>A SRI LANKAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. ' </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>THE SRI LANKAN IS HAPPY AND LEAVES.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE.....? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>CAN YOU GUESS?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>TRY TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>?</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>? </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>COME ON, THINK LIKE A SRI LANKAN..............</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong> </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>-</strong></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong></strong></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><strong>A DOZEN SRI LANKANS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT !</strong></span></span></span> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/P.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":P" title=":P :P" data-shortname=":P" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: red"></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KARR, post: 4254292, member: 183683"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B]THERE IS THIS GOOD OLD BARBER IN LONDON . ONE DAY A FLORIST GOES TO HIM FOR A HAIRCUT. AFTER THE CUT, HE GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AND THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE..' THE FLORIST IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP. NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A 'THANK YOU' CARD AND A DOZEN ROSES WAITING AT HIS DOOR.. [/B][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B]A POLICEMAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU... I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. THE COP IS HAPPY AND LEAVES THE SHOP. THE NEXT MORNING THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, THERE IS A THANK YOU CARD AND A DOZEN DONUTS ARE WAITING AT HIS DOOR. A SRI LANKAN GOES FOR A HAIRCUT AND HE ALSO GOES TO PAY THE BARBER AFTER THE CUT. BUT THE BARBER REPLIES: 'I AM SORRY. I CANNOT ACCEPT MONEY FROM YOU. I AM DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE. ' THE SRI LANKAN IS HAPPY AND LEAVES. THE NEXT MORNING WHEN THE BARBER GOES TO OPEN HIS SHOP, GUESS WHAT HE FINDS THERE.....? - - - - - - - CAN YOU GUESS? - - - - - TRY TO GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. ? ? ? ? ? ? ? COME ON, THINK LIKE A SRI LANKAN.............. - - - - -[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][COLOR=blue][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][B] -[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][B] -[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][B] -[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=3][B] -[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B] - - - - - - -[/B][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=red][B] A DOZEN SRI LANKANS WAITING FOR A HAIRCUT ![/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=red]:P:P:D:rofl: [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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