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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 4556102" data-attributes="member: 49393">Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home& devilin bed. But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in Bed.What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge.Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way to marry your daughterThere is a sign in the toilet of the Sex Change Clinic. It reads "We maynever piss this way again."Q: Why dogs don't marry?A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.Boss: I'll give you 3000 per month and in three months, I'll raise it to6000. So when would you like to start?Santa: In 3 months.A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?Pilot asking permission to land said, "Guess who?"Controller switches the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"</blockquote>

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