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<blockquote data-quote="Moe85" data-source="post: 5999459" data-attributes="member: 242802">A woman comes home and tells her husband, &quot;Remember those&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;headaches I've been having all these years?&nbsp; Well, they're gone.&quot; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;&quot;No more headaches?&quot; the husband asks. &quot;What happened??&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;His wife replies, &quot;Margie referred me to a hypnotist.&nbsp; He told me to&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;have a headache; I do not have a headache,' several times. &gt;&gt;Well,&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;It worked!&nbsp; The headaches are all gone!&quot;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;The husband replies, &quot;Well, that is wonderful.&quot; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;She then says, &quot;You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;in the bedroom these last few years.&nbsp; Why don't you go see the&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?&quot;&nbsp; The husband &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;agrees to try it.&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom.&nbsp;&nbsp; &gt;&gt;He puts her on the bed and says,&nbsp; &quot;Don't move, I'll be right back.&quot; &gt;&gt;He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later,&nbsp; jumps into &gt;&gt;bed and makes passionate love to his wife -- like never before. &gt;&gt;His wife says, &quot;Boy, that was wonderful!&quot;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;The husband says, &quot;Don't move! I will be right back.&quot; He goes back&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;the first time.&nbsp; The wife sits up and her head is spinning. &gt;&gt;Her husband&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;again says, &quot;Don't move, I'll be right back.&quot;&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;With that, he goes back in the bathroom.&nbsp; This time, his wife &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;quietly&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at&gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;the mirror and repeatedly saying,&nbsp; &quot;She's not my wife.&nbsp; She's not &gt;&gt;my wife. &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt; &gt;&gt;She's not my wife...!&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Moe85, post: 5999459, member: 242802"] A woman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those >> >> >>headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone." >> >> >>"No more headaches?" the husband asks. "What happened?? >> >> >>His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to >> >> >>stand in front of a mirror, stare at myself and repeat 'I do not >> >> >>have a headache; I do not have a headache,' several times. >>Well, >> >> >>It worked! The headaches are all gone!" >> >> >>The husband replies, "Well, that is wonderful." >> >> >>She then says, "You know, you haven't been exactly a ball of fire >> >> >>in the bedroom these last few years. Why don't you go see the >> >> >>hypnotist and see if he can do anything for that?" The husband >> >> >>agrees to try it. >> >> >>Following his appointment, the husband comes home, rips off his >> >> >>clothes, picks up his wife and carries her into the bedroom. >>He puts her on the bed and says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." >>He goes into the bathroom and comes back a few minutes later, jumps into >>bed and makes passionate love to his wife -- like never before. >>His wife says, "Boy, that was wonderful!" >> >> >>The husband says, "Don't move! I will be right back." He goes back >> >> >>into the bathroom, comes back and round two was even better than >> >> >>the first time. The wife sits up and her head is spinning. >>Her husband >> >> >>again says, "Don't move, I'll be right back." >> >> >>With that, he goes back in the bathroom. This time, his wife >> >>quietly >> >> >>follows him and there, in the bathroom, she sees him standing at >> >>the mirror and repeatedly saying, "She's not my wife. She's not >>my wife. >> >> >>She's not my wife...!" [/QUOTE]

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