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Grandma And The Nudist Colony
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<blockquote data-quote="xcorect" data-source="post: 668633" data-attributes="member: 27281"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>the top part.</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>and hopes she won't notice.</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em></em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style? ...it makes your</em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em>nose look too long." </em></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Red"><em></em></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="xcorect, post: 668633, member: 27281"] [FONT="Comic Sans MS"][SIZE="3"][COLOR="Red"][I]A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice. A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style? ...it makes your nose look too long." [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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