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Message: <blockquote data-quote="virtualzin" data-source="post: 676668" data-attributes="member: 13607"><p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren't prepared for </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">the answer. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness,</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">an elderly grandmother to the stand.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He approached her and asked; "Mrs.. Jones, do you know me?" </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">since you were a young boy, and frankly, you're a big disappointment to</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">me.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and talk about them </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">brains to realize you never will amount to anything more than a two-bit</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">paper pusher.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Yes, I know you."</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">the room and asked, "Mrs.. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">a youngster. He's lazy, bigoted, and has a drinking problem. He can't </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">build a normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">the worst in the state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">different women. </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">One of them was your wife. Yes I know him." </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The defense attorney almost died.</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The judge asked both lawyers to approach the bench and in a quiet voice </span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">said:</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"If either of you rascals asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the</span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: center"><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">electric chair."</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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