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<blockquote data-quote="JHHA" data-source="post: 9531987" data-attributes="member: 231232"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Grandpa and Grandson go out together for a day’s fishing.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">At lunchtime, the man opens a can of cider.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">“Can I have some, Grandpa?” asks the boy.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">“I tell you what, son,” replies Grandpa. “Can your willy</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">touch your backside?”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">“No, Grandpa.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">“Then you can’t have any cider.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Later on, Grandpa gets out his cigarettes.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">“Can I have one, Grandpa?”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">Grandpa replies, “Can your willy touch your backside?”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">“No.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">“Then it’s no to a cigarette.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">On the way home, they pass a newsagent’s and each of them</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">buys a scratch card. Grandpa wins nothing, Grandson wins</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">£2,000.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">“Are you going to share some of your winnings with me,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">son?” asks Grandpa.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">The boy replies, “I tell you what, can your willy touch your</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">backside?”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">“It sure can,” replies Grandpa confidently.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue">“Then go fuck yourself.”</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red">Repost nam Sorry...!!!</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red"><span style="color: Blue">Honda nam comment ekak daalama yanna...!!!</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: Blue"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JHHA, post: 9531987, member: 231232"] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=Blue]Grandpa and Grandson go out together for a day’s fishing. At lunchtime, the man opens a can of cider. “Can I have some, Grandpa?” asks the boy. “I tell you what, son,” replies Grandpa. “Can your willy touch your backside?” “No, Grandpa.” “Then you can’t have any cider.” Later on, Grandpa gets out his cigarettes. “Can I have one, Grandpa?” Grandpa replies, “Can your willy touch your backside?” “No.” “Then it’s no to a cigarette.” On the way home, they pass a newsagent’s and each of them buys a scratch card. Grandpa wins nothing, Grandson wins £2,000. “Are you going to share some of your winnings with me, son?” asks Grandpa. The boy replies, “I tell you what, can your willy touch your backside?” “It sure can,” replies Grandpa confidently. “Then go fuck yourself.” [COLOR=Red]Repost nam Sorry...!!! :cool:;);):lol:;);):cool: [COLOR=Blue]Honda nam comment ekak daalama yanna...!!![/COLOR] [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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