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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2372643" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.</p><p></p><p>That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. </p><p></p><p>David Bissonette </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.</p><p></p><p>Sacha Gui try </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p></p><p>After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. </p><p></p><p>Hemant Joshi </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.</p><p></p><p>Socrates </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. </p><p></p><p>Dumas </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? </p><p></p><p>Sigmund Freud </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." </p><p></p><p>Sam Kinison </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." </p><p></p><p>James Holt McGavran </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." </p><p></p><p>Patrick Murray </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... </p><p></p><p>Anonymous </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. </p><p></p><p>Henny Youngman </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. </p><p></p><p>Rodney Dangerfield </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. </p><p></p><p>Milton Berle </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. </p><p></p><p>Anonymous </p><p></p><p>*********</p><p>First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" </p><p></p><p>Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." </p><p></p><p>Anonymous</p><p></p><p> </p><p> </p><p>************</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 2372643, member: 49393"] I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette ********* When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Gui try ********* After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi ********* By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates ********* Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas ********* The great question.... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud ********* "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison ********* "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." James Holt McGavran ********* "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." Patrick Murray ********* The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... Anonymous ********* You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman ********* My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield ********* A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. Milton Berle ********* Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. Anonymous ********* First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." Anonymous ************ [/QUOTE]
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