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<blockquote data-quote="Djpata" data-source="post: 44460" data-attributes="member: 1233"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em><p style="text-align: left">A new business was opening,</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>and one of the owner's friends sent flowers for the occasion.</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>But when the owner read the card with the flowers,</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>it said:</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>"Rest in Peace"</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>The owner was little upset and called the florist to complain.</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>After he had told the florist about the obvious mistake,</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>the florist said, "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake,</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>but rather than getting angry,</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>you should imagine this:</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>Somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>and they have flowers with a note saying,</p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SlateGray"><em>"Congratulations on you new location."</p><p></em></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/2314/lifeissimpleic5.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://img461.imageshack.us/img461/2739/dancerrx4.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></p> <p style="text-align: center"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/love.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":love:" title="Love :love:" data-shortname=":love:" /> <a href="http://layya325.hi5.com:love:" target="_blank">http://layya325.hi5.com:love:</a> </p></blockquote><p></p>
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