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<blockquote data-quote="Mauli" data-source="post: 237772" data-attributes="member: 10307"><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">One night a guy took his girlfriend home. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">As they were about to bid each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!". </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" . </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Oh yes you can. Please?" ..................... </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"No, no. I just can't"</span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"I'm begging you ... " </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours.. .. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Blue"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE CALLING BELL</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mauli, post: 237772, member: 10307"] [COLOR="Blue"][SIZE="5"][FONT="Comic Sans MS"]One night a guy took his girlfriend home. As they were about to bid each other goodnight at the front door, the guy started feeling a little in the mood. With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the wall and smiling, he said to her "Honey, would you give me a kiss?" Horrified, she replied, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He asked grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!". "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?" . "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" ..................... "No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... " Out of the blue, the light on the stairs went on, and the girl's older sister showed up in her pajamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she said, "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it, but for God's sake and all of ours.. .. TELL HIM TO TAKE HIS HAND OFF THE CALLING BELL[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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