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<blockquote data-quote="ll-MegaMind-ll" data-source="post: 13115774" data-attributes="member: 356254"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">A man finds out he has five days to live and decides to have one last night out with the guys. He takes his son to a strip club, and after all his friends have arrived he makes the announcement. “I’ve got bad news,” he tells them. “I’m dying of AIDS. This is the last time I’ll ever see you guys.”</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">Once they get over their initial shock, his buddies start making toasts and buying him lap dances.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">“Hey, Dad,” whispers the son. “Why did you tell everyone you’re dying of AIDS? You’ve got cancer.”</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 15px">.</span></span></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive"></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="color: Olive">.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">“Shh,” he says. “I don’t want them banging your mother when I’m gone.” <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Olive">Thopi Rep nodi Hinawela ahuwenna apa</span> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/angry.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":angry:" title="Angry :angry:" data-shortname=":angry:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rofl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rofl:" title="ROFL :rofl:" data-shortname=":rofl:" /></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
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