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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ink2m" data-source="post: 50837" data-attributes="member: 1876"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">ALL GIRLS WILL HATE THIS</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1) What is the difference between women and puppies?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">A: Puppies grow up.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Answer: Because they are...</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">forever.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">4) If you drop a women and a brick out of a plane,which one would </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">hit the ground first?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Answer: Who cares?????.....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">5) What did God say after he created woman?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">(This ones THE BEST)</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6) What's the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Answer:I don't know, I've never seen either.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7) What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Answers: i) no mind ii) no business</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">8) What makes women chase men when they have no intention of </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">marrying?</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px">no intention of driving (The Best in the lot) </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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