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Message: <blockquote data-quote="wilkal82" data-source="post: 14091775" data-attributes="member: 196148">A Good Friend Two couples were playing cards. Jeff accidentally dropped some cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed that Dave's wife, Sandy, was not wearing any underwear! Shocked by this, Jeff hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced. Later when Jeff went to the kitchen to get some refreshments Sandy followed him and asked, "Did you see anything under the tabl e that you liked?"Jeff admitted, "Well, yes I did."She said "you can have it, but it will cost you $100."After a minute or two, Jeff indicates that he is interested. She tells him that since Dave works Friday afternoons and Jeff doesn't, that Jeff should come to their house around 2:00 PM on Friday. Friday came and Jeff went to her house at 2:00 PM. After paying her the $100, they went to the bedroom, had sex for a few hours and then Jeff left. Dave came home about 6:00 PM and asked his wife, "Did Jeff come by this afternoon?"Totally shocked, Sandy replied, "Yes, he did stop by for a few minutes."Next Dave asked, "Did Jeff give you $100?"Sandy thought, 'Oh hell, he knows!' Reluctantly she said, "Yes, he did give me $100.""Good," Dave says."Jeff came by the office this morning and borrowed the $100 from me and said that he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. It's so good to have a friend you can trust."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/happy.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Happy    :)" data-shortname=":)" />SmokeLady: Do you smoke?Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day?Guy: 3 packs.Lady: How much per pack?Guy: $10.00 per pack.Lady: And how long have you been smoking? Guy: 15 years Lady: So 1 pack is $10.00 and you have been smoking 3 packs a day which puts your spending per month at $900. In 1 year, it would have been $10,800. Correct?Guy: Correct.Lady: If 1 year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending total at $162,000. Correct?Guy: Correct.Lady: Do you know if you hadn't smoke, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have by now bought a Ferrari?Guy: Oh. Do you smoke?Lady: No.Guy: Then where's your fucking Ferrari?Lawyer Betty and Tim die in a car accident on the eve of their wedding. In Heaven, they ask St. Peter if they can still be married."Well, let me find out if this is possible. Stay here and I will be right back."Six months pass and Peter returns. "Yes, we can do this for you."The couple asks, "Well, as we have spent so much time together waiting for your answer, we need to know that if things don't work out, is there a possibility that we can be divorced?"To which St. Peter answers, "It took me six months to find a priest up here -- how long do you think it will take me to find a lawyer?"      Electric Fence The wife giggled like crazy and said, 'Sure, why not.' So off they went out the door and across to the field. The cop smiled to himself, thinking how romantic this was and decided he better keep an eye on the couple so they didn't run into any harm. The old couple walked to the field and as they approached the fence they began to undress. The old man picked up his wife when they were naked and leaned her against the fence. The cop was watching from the bushes and was surprised at what he saw. With the vitality of youth, the wife bounced up and down excitedly, while the husband thrashed around like a wild man, then they both fell to the ground in exhaustion. Eventually, they stood up, shook themselves, and got dressed. As they walked back towards the road, the cop stepped from his hiding spot and said, 'That is the most wonderful love making I have ever seen. You must have been a wild couple when you were young.' 'not really,' said the old man, 'when we were young, that fence wasn't electric.   repost nam sorry. Nathinam arawa ehema dunnata kamak nehe. Apith salakana minissu..</blockquote>

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