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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Fox Mulder89" data-source="post: 19948163" data-attributes="member: 454953">Dear Tech Support: This is Joe , Last year I upgraded from  Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began  unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable  resources. No mention of this phenomenon was included in the product  brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs  and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other  system activity. Applications such as Poker night 4.3, Drunken  Boys Night 2.5 and Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the  system whenever selected. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the  background while attempting to run some of my other favorite  applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but  uninstall does not work on this program. Can you help me, please!!! Thanks, Joe-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Joe: This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a  primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife  1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a “UTILITIES &  ENTERTAINMENT” program.  Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and  designed by its creator to run everything. It is unlikely you would be  able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden  operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate  Wife 1.0, so nothing is gained. It is impossible to uninstall,  delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You  cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do  this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up  with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual  under “Warnings-Alimony/Child Support.” I recommend you keep Wife 1.0  and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I  might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General  Partnership Faults (GPFs).  You must assume all responsibility  for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The  best course of action will be to enter the command C:\ APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of the “Esc” key because ultimately you  will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system  will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take  the blame for all the GPFs.  Wife 1.0 is a great program, but  very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve  the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Chocolates 5.0,  Jewelry 4.0 or RomanticWeekend 1.0. Do not, under any  circumstances, install ShortSkirtSecretary 3.3. This is not a supported  application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to  the operating system. Best of luck, Tech Support</blockquote>

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