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Message: <blockquote data-quote="blow j" data-source="post: 18386181" data-attributes="member: 390288">Patta jokes.Annoyin 8 year old sonFather : Son can u plz go buy me a soft drinkSon : Coke or Pepsi?Father : CokeSon : Diet or regular?Father : RegularSon : Bottle or can?Father : BottleSon : 500ml or 1liter?Father : Damit!!!! Just buy me water!!!!Son : Natural or mineral?Father : MineralSon : Hot or cold?Father : Im gonna strike u with a broom u idiotSon : Stick broom or soft broom?Father : Stop this u little animalSon : Cow or pig?Father : Get the hell out of here u bastard!!!!Son : Now or later?Father : Now!!!!Son : So u gonna throw me out or not?Father : Im gonna kill u!!!!Son : With a gun or knife?Father : Im gonna shoot u little bastard!!!!Son : In the head or stomach?Father : You pest!!!!Son : Cockroach or rat?Father : Fuck you!!!!Son : With a condom or flesh?Father : (Faints)Son : Are u dead or sleeping?................................................................................................Girl : why do you keep on following me ?Boy : because you are so pretty and i think i am falling in love with you.Girl : really?...... but you haven't met my friend yet. she is more prettier than me and she is right behind you(the guy looking behind him but found no one)Boy : are you making fun of me ?there is no one behind me..Girl : no, but if u really love me, u won't look back.because love never happens with the beauty of face. but with the beauty of hearts.........................................................................................................Boyfriend: I’m coming to see you honey.Grilfriend: Alright baby.Boyfriend: I love you, I can’t wait to see you…I’m getting ready to leavenow.Grilfriend: Okay but honey, I’m on my period, just letting you know incase.Boyfriend: My car just broke down, I can’t come and see you.Grilfriend: Get your friend to bring you,like he always does.Boyfriend: He got shot by armed robbers so I can’t come, I’m sorry.Grilfriend: Oh never mind, I’m not on my period.Boyfriend: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he’s okay, he’s fine and he will take me now. I’m coming sweetheart.Grilfriend: sh*t! I’m really on my period, just did not notice.Boyfriend: Damn! He has been shot again. I can’t come!!!!........................................................................................................Reason why you should never visit a 5 star Hotel.Question : "What would you like to have ..Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee ?"Answer : "tea please"Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"Answer : "Ceylon tea "Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"Answer : "white"Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"Answer : "With milk "Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"Answer : "With cow milk please.Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow ?"Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey ?"Answer : "With sugar"Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"Answer : "Cane sugar "Question : " White, brown or yellow sugar ?"Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "Answer : "Mineral water"Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst" byeeතව සෙට් උනාම දාන්නම්.Page 2 ඒකෙත් ඇති.</blockquote>

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