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Message: <blockquote data-quote="blow j" data-source="post: 18386232" data-attributes="member: 390288">Girls will be girls.Girlfriend giving house directions to her Boyfriend:"come to the front gate of my apartment where you dropped me,look for flat 9A,you'll find a lift on your right.Then, hit 9 with ur ELBOW...And get out of the lift you'll find my flat on left.hit the doorbell with your ELBOW & I'll get to open the door for you"Boy Friend : dear that seems easy but why am I hitting buttons with my ELBOWS only?Girl Friend : "OMG!! Are you coming empty handed ???" O_OBoy Friend: (speechless)............................................................................................................A guy saw a plane full ofpoliticians that crashednear his farm When the Policearrived they askedPolice -  what happened ?Guy - They crashed on my farm         and I buried them.Police - Are you sure that theywere all dead before you buriedthem? .Guy - Yes but some of themwere saying We are still alive!!!But I didn't believe them one bit...YOU KNOW HOW OUR POLITICIANS LIE!!!Don't you???.......................................................................................................An angry wife to her husband on phone.Wife: Where the hell are you ?Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it ?Wife (relaxed) : Yes, my dear!Husband: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and I said I will buy it for you one day ?Wife (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush) : Yes I remember my love!Husband: Good, I am in a beer parlour next to that shop!........................................................................................................On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.The cop says to the kid,Nice bike you got there. Did santa bring that to you?" the kid says,"Yeah."The cop says,"Well,next year tell Santa to put a tail light on that bike.The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safty violation ticket. the kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, thats a nice horse you got there. Did santa bring that to you?" Humouring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah,he sure did."The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the d*ck underneath the horse, instead of on top."</blockquote>

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