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Message: <blockquote data-quote="blow j" data-source="post: 18386927" data-attributes="member: 390288">Daughter Returns Home After 30 Years.Dad(angry): "Where the hell have you been all these years???"Girl: "I was working as a Prostitute in the Abuja.Dad: "What!!?..... Get out of my house,You Whore, I don't want to see a your face Again do you understand!!!!!!????Girl(crying): "Before I go Dad, I came to give you $10million cheque, and here is $2 million for my brother. I have bought a big house in UK for you with everything in it including a Ferarri and a Bugati, bye Dad"Dad: "What kind of work you said you were doing??"Girl (crying out loud): "A Prostitute Dad!!!"Dad: "Come and give Daddy a hug", I thought you said you were a "prosecutor" !!!.......................................................................................................A guy was trying to avoid paying doctor's fee after an Eyes operation,So he says, "doctor, I still can't see"The doctor then asks a sexy young and beautiful nurse to undress in front of him.Guy then says "I can't see!"Doctor tells nurse to open her legs AgainGuy says "doctor I can't see still."The doctor answered "You are stupid, if you can't see, HOW COME YOU ARE HAVING AN ERECTION ?(lol ඌට නැගලා.)Nurse, prepare his bill please!"........................................................................................................A woman & her son were riding in a taxi.All the prostitutes were standing at a bus stop.Boy : Mom, what are these women doing here ?Mom : They are waiting for their husband.Taxi driver : Why don't you tell him the truth, that they are hookers & have sex with men for money.Boy : Is that true Mom ?Mom : (Glaring hard at the driver) says, YES.Kid asks : Mom, what happens to the babies these women have ?......Mom : They become taxi drivers...!!.......................................................................................................A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again.Santa replies, “I’m coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.</blockquote>

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