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<blockquote data-quote="ewmdyn" data-source="post: 612067" data-attributes="member: 32804"><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">A distinguished young woman on a flight </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">from Switzerland </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">The Priest beside her,</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Woman:- Father, may I ask a favour..?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Father :- ofcourse, what may I do for you..?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Woman:- Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">my mother's B'day. The dryer is unopened & well over the Customs Limits; &</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Customs for me...? Under your robes perhaps...?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Father :-I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you; I will not lie.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Woman:-With your honest face, Father noone will question you.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">The official asked:- Father, do you have anything to declare...</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Father :- From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/D.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">The official thought this answer strange, so askeed, & what do you have to</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">declare from your waist to the floor...?<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Father:- I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but</span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">which is, todate, unused.<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Roaring with laughter, the official said, "go ahead Father"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/growl.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":growl:" title="Growl :growl:" data-shortname=":growl:" /> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">"NEXT".....!<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: Navy"><span style="font-size: 15px">Isn't it <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /> </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ewmdyn, post: 612067, member: 32804"] [COLOR="Navy"][SIZE="4"]A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland The Priest beside her, Woman:- Father, may I ask a favour..? Father :- ofcourse, what may I do for you..? Woman:- Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's B'day. The dryer is unopened & well over the Customs Limits; & I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there anyway you could carry it through Customs for me...? Under your robes perhaps...? Father :-I would love to help you dear, but I must warn you; I will not lie. Woman:-With your honest face, Father noone will question you. When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked:- Father, do you have anything to declare... Father :- From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.:D The official thought this answer strange, so askeed, & what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor...?:rolleyes: Father:- I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, todate, unused.:lol: Roaring with laughter, the official said, "go ahead Father":growl: "NEXT".....!:lol: :lol: Isn't it :cool: [/SIZE][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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