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<blockquote data-quote="HRA" data-source="post: 5806541" data-attributes="member: 6136"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage". </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said:</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>"We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one.</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time".</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued.</strong></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !!</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" ..</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"." </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong>Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after."</strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS'"><strong></strong></span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>sorry if repost</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="HRA, post: 5806541, member: 6136"] [SIZE="4"][FONT="Trebuchet MS"][B] Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage". Editor: "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?" Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: "We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said "This is your first time". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said "This is your second time" and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead !! I shouted at my wife: "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .. She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"." Husband:"That's it. We are happy ever after." [/B][/FONT][/SIZE] sorry if repost [/QUOTE]
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