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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kuma.lk" data-source="post: 10684224" data-attributes="member: 312686"><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SIMPLE TRUTH 1</span></span></strong></span><span style="font-family: 'arial'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Partners help each other undress before  sex.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">However after sex, they always dress on their own.</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Moral of the story:</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">In life, no one helps you once you're screwed.</span></span></em></strong> </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">SIMPLE TRUTH 2</span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats". </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">But, none of them come and touch the man's penis and say "Good job". </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">Moral of the story: </span></span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></strong><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"></span></span></em></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial'"><strong><em><span style="color: red"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'">"Hard work is never appreciated”</span></span></em></strong> </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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