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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Heshanck93" data-source="post: 2490407" data-attributes="member: 28732">An Englishman, American, and Irishman, all walk into a bar and order a beer. The bartender hands them there beer, however there are flies in each mug of beer.Well the Englishman pushes the beer aside and says, "That's disgusting."The American pulls the fly out and starts drinking the beer.The Irishman pulls the fly out, sets it on the counter and shouts, "SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!"..........................................................................................................................A man stomps into a bar, obviously angry. He growls at the bartender, "Gimme a beer", takes a slug, and shouts out, "All lawyers are assholes!"A guy at the other end of the bar retorts, "You take that back!" The angry man snarls, "Why? Are you a lawyer?" The guy replies, "No, I'm an asshole!</blockquote>

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