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Message: <blockquote data-quote="ColdBreath" data-source="post: 13620767" data-attributes="member: 293962">Harley Davidson (18+)his guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has  finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer and he picks  out the perfect bike. While getting all the paperwork together, the  dealer tells him about an old biker-trick that will keep the chrome on  his new bike free from rust. The trick is to keep a jar of Vaseline  handy and put it on the chrome before it rains, and everything will be  fine. He happily pays for the bike and leaves. A few months later, the  young man meets a woman and falls in love. She wants him to meet her  parents so she asks him to come to dinner. He readily accepts and the  date is set.At the appointed time, he picks her up on his Harley and  they ride to her parents' house. Before they go in, she tells him that  they have a family tradition that whoever speaks first after dinner must  do the dishes. They enter and the young man notices there are dirty  dishes everywhere in the kitchen and living room, so he makes a note to  not say a word. After a delicious dinner everyone sits in silence  waiting for the first person to break and get stuck doing the dishes.  After a long fifteen minutes, the young man decides to speed things up.  He reaches over and kisses his woman in front of her family. No one says  a word. Emboldened, he throws her on the table and has sex with her in  front of everyone. No one says a word. Now he is getting desperate, so  he grabs her mother and throws HER on the table. They have even wilder  sex. No one says a word. He is wondering what to do next when he hears  thunder in the distance. His first thought is to protect the chrome on  his Harley, so he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his jar of  Vaseline. The father says "Okay dammit, I'll do the dishes!"</blockquote>

Verification: Haya warak paha keeyada? (haya wadi kireema paha)

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