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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mudrana" data-source="post: 10988775" data-attributes="member: 17378"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: Blue">"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!</span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>The are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman. </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: Blue">Before Marriage and After Marriage.</span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.</strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Blue"><em>He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't. </em></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Marriage Is Like A Public Toilet. </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: Blue">Those Waiting Outside Are Desperate To Get In & Those Inside Are Desperate To Come Out.</span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Husband Searching Keywords on Google `How to Tackle Wife? Google Search </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: Blue">Result, "Still Searching`.</span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>A Man Goes To A Shrink And Says, "Doctor, My Wife Is Unfaithful To Me. Every Evening, She Goes To Larry's Bar And Picks Up Men. In Fact, She Sleeps With Anybody Who Asks Her! I'm Going Crazy. What Do You Think I Should Do?" </strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><em><span style="color: Blue">"Relax," Says The Doctor, "Take A Deep Breath And Calm Down. Now, Tell Me, Exactly Where Is Larry's Bar?"</span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target... From Another Room Wife Called The Husband:</strong> <em><span style="color: Blue">Honey What Are You Doing...Husband: "MISSING YOU"...</span></em></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">THOUGHT FOR THE DAY...</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">Women are like phones: </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">They like to be held, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">talked to and </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">touched often. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">But push the wrong button</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">and you're disconnected......</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: Red"><strong>Difference Between Complete & Finish... </strong></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH. But there is... When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Red">Romantic SMS </span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">She sends the following message:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">My love if you're sleeping, send me your dreams</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">If you're smiling, send me your smile</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">If you're crying, send me your tears </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">I love you</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px">:</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong><span style="color: Blue">He Replied: I'm in the toilet. What do I send?</span></strong></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Hope not Repost. give comments if like and u know what</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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