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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gayankuwait" data-source="post: 9924655" data-attributes="member: 312790">1- Wife & HusbandWife : How have you managed to get home so early today? Husband : My boss lost temper with me and shouted "Go to hell". So I came home.2- Black guy & A White Girl A black guy and a white girl met at a nightclub. She took him to her apartment and said: "tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!" So he ran off with the TV and VCD... 3-Wife & HusbandWife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!" Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!" 4- Something wrongA Chinese couple got married. When their baby was born, she had big, blue eyes, curly, blonde hair and brown skin. They named her ... SAM TING LONG. 5- Wedding nightsMan to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?' "Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!' 6- Not at all> 70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind young girls?"> Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it." 7- Don't disgrace your family>A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he> wants to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name."> Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I> didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family." 8- Baby burn't> A white couple had a black baby…. > The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.> Husband: Why the baby black?> Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..! 9- Expiry date>Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"> Husband: "Nothing."> Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?"> Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!" 10- Why black?> Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?> Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!!!</blockquote>

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