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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mudrana" data-source="post: 14210337" data-attributes="member: 17378"><p><span style="font-size: 15px">A visiting professor at Florida State University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you’ve ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"That’s a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"That’s fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">One student in the back raises his hand. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium.</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The professor says, "Well, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, </span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">"Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said ’goats’!"</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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