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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Plain Truth" data-source="post: 8473615" data-attributes="member: 301370"><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Drunk, when  he comes upon a preacher </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Baptising people in the  river. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">He  proceeds to walk into the water and </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Subsequently  bumps into the preacher... </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The preacher turns around and is almost </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Overcome by  the smell of  alcohol, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Whereupon he asks  the drunk, </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">'Are you ready to find Jesus?' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The drunk shouts, 'Yes, OI am.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">He pulls him up and asks the drunk,</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">          'Brother have  you found Jesus?' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The drunk replies, 'No, OI haven't found Jesus.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Into  the water again for a little longer. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">He  again pulls him out of the water and asks </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Again,  'Have you found Jesus me brother?' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The drunk again answers, 'No,OI I haven't </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Found  Jesus.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">By this time the preacher is at his wits end</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">      And dunks the drunk in the  water again ---</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">      But this time holds him down for  about</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">      30 seconds and when he begins kicking</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">      His  arms and legs he pulls </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Him up. The preacher  again asks the </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Drunk, 'For the love of God  have you </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Found Jesus?' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">                                ....</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his Breath and  says to the preacher, 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'.....................</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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