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Message: <blockquote data-quote="hul2000" data-source="post: 779772" data-attributes="member: 7464"><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">They were determined to make this a real vacation </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">The next morning they went to the beach </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">dressed in their 'tourist' garb.  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">They were sitting on beach chairs,</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">'drop dead gorgeous' blonde in a topless bikini </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">came walking straight towards them. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">They couldn't help but stare. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">As the blonde passed them she smiled and said </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">nodding and addressing each of them individually, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">then she passed on by. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">They were both stunned. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">How in the world did she know they were priests?  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">So the next day, they went back to the store </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">and bought even more outrageous outfits. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">    </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">In their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine.  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">wearing a different colored topless bikini, taking her sweet time, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">came walking toward them. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">Again she nodded at each of them, said </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">and started to walk away. </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">'Just a minute, young lady.' 'Yes, Father?'  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">'We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'  </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">She replied, </span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkRed">'Father, it's me, Sister Kathleen.' </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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