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<blockquote data-quote="Tweety Girl" data-source="post: 2154039" data-attributes="member: 102384"><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">couple in bed.<BR><BR>He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen,</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">a lot of ti me in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">both. Be strong, honey. I love you!'</span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Franklin Gothic Medium'">you, too.</span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tweety Girl, post: 2154039, member: 102384"] [FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed.<BR><BR>He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: 'Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's probably spent a lot of ti me in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain... do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!' His wife responds, 'He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.[/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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