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Message: <blockquote data-quote="mudrana" data-source="post: 5069867" data-attributes="member: 17378"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Wife:           'What are you doing?'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Husband:   Nothing.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Wife:           'Nothing...?  You've been reading our  marriage certificate for an hour.'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Husband:    'I was looking for the  expiry date.'     </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Wife :       'Do you want dinner?'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Husband: 'Sure! What are my choices?'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue">Wife:         'Yes or no.'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Wife:     'You always carry my photo  in your wallet.  Why?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how  great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Wife:    'You see how miraculous and  powerful I am for you?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red">Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself  what other problem can there be greater than this one?'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Red"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Stress  Reliever Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your  worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Boy:  'It's  very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or  troubles.'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Teal">Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't  married yet.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning,  he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Mom: 'Well, you have done the right  thing.'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange">Son:  'But  mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: DarkOrange"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">A newly  married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my  father hadn't left me a fortune?'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen">'Honey,' the woman replied  sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A  FORTUNE!'   </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: SeaGreen"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">Girl to her  boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever..</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px">The guy replies: 'Thanks for the  early warning.'</span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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