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<blockquote data-quote="elathamai" data-source="post: 4253736" data-attributes="member: 67024"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: red">He vs She in Office</span></span></span></p><p></p><p style="text-align: left"><u><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">How the </span><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'">company views its employees. (HE vs SHE)</span></span></span></u></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">1. The family picture is on HIS desk. </span></span></span></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Ah, a solid, responsible family man.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The family picture is on HER desk.</span></span></span></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Umm, her family will come before her career.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">2. HIS desk is cluttered.</span></span></span></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">HER desk is cluttered.</span></span></span></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">3. HE is talking with his co-workers.</span></span></span></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">He must be discussing the latest deal</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">SHE is talking with her co-workers.</span></span></span></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">She must be gossiping.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">9. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">10 . HE's leaving for a better job.</span></span></span></a><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.</span></span></span></a></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p> <p style="text-align: left"><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">SHE's leaving for a better job.</span></span></span></a></p><p><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"></a></p><p><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"></a></p><p><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue">Women are not </span></span></span></a></p><p><a href="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html" target="_blank"></a><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'comic sans ms'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: blue"><u>dependable</u></span></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></blockquote><p></p>
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[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]Ah, a solid, responsible family man.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]The family picture is on HER desk.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]Umm, her family will come before her career.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]2. HIS desk is cluttered.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]HER desk is cluttered.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]3. HE is talking with his co-workers.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]He must be discussing the latest deal[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]SHE is talking with her co-workers.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL][URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"] [FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]She must be gossiping.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]9. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/URL] [URL="http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/he-vs-she-in-office.html"][FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=4][COLOR=blue]SHE's going on a business trip. 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