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Message: <blockquote data-quote="jayanthah" data-source="post: 2186669" data-attributes="member: 54616"><p>[ATTACH]6447[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">She was wearing a loose fitting, pink dress, sleeveless with straps. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">As they walked through the ape exhibit, </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">They passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2 feet he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He was obviously excited at the pretty lady in the pink Dress. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">He suggested that his wife tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom. She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she let one of her </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Straps fall to show a little more skin. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">She did... And the gorilla was about to tear the bars down. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"Now... Show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him," he said. This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla and slammed the cage door shut. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="font-size: 15px"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 15px">"Now. Tell HIM you have a HEADACHE." </span></strong></p><p></p><p>[ATTACH]6446[/ATTACH]</p><p></p><p>REPOSTNAM SORRYMA THAMA!!!!</p></blockquote><p></p>

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