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<blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 6086993" data-attributes="member: 49393"><p>Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." </p><p></p><p></p><p>The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from Electric Company because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? " "Yes...... speaking" </p><p></p><p>guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!"</p><p></p><p></p><p>"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. </p><p></p><p>"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the guy . </p><p></p><p>"What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????" </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue "</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........." </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>"Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue" </p><p></p><p></p><p>"I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... he will speak to your company tomorrow " </p><p></p><p></p><p>That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning.</p><p></p><p></p><p>"What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.</p><p></p><p></p><p>"Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company , "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.."</p><p></p><p></p><p>"PAY you? and if I refuse?"</p><p></p><p></p><p>"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."</p><p></p><p></p><p>"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. </p><p></p><p></p><p>"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dreamworks_naveen, post: 6086993, member: 49393"] Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: "I have great news: I'm a month overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody." The next day, Mrs.Sharma receives a telephone call from Electric Company because the electricity bill has not been paid. " Am I speaking to Mrs.Sharma ? " "Yes...... speaking" guy, "You're a month overdue, you know!" "How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman. "Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the guy . "What are you saying? It's in your files ...... HOW ?????" "Yes ........... We have a system of finding out who's overdue " "GOD !!!!!!......... this is too much.........." "Madam, I am sorry...... I am following orders.... I have to inform you are overdue" "I know that ........ let me talk to my husband about this tonight. ..... he will speak to your company tomorrow " That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a bull, rushes to Electric Company's office the next day morning. "What's going on? You have it on file that my wife is a month overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts. "Just calm down," says the lady at the reception at Elecric Company , "it's nothing serious. All you have to do is pay us.." "PAY you? and if I refuse?" "Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off." "And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks. "I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle." [/QUOTE]
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