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<blockquote data-quote="Killer" data-source="post: 107528" data-attributes="member: 2780">Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Chandrika all died and went to hell.&nbsp; &nbsp; Queen&gt;&nbsp; Elizabeth said:&nbsp; &quot;I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and&gt;&nbsp; see how&nbsp;&nbsp; everybody&nbsp; is doing there&quot;&nbsp; So she called and talked for about 5&gt;&nbsp; minutes.&nbsp; Then she asked:&nbsp; &quot;Well devil, how much do I owe you?&quot;&nbsp; The devil&gt;&nbsp; :&nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;A million pounds&quot; .&nbsp; &quot;A million pounds!!!????&quot;&nbsp; &amp; she&nbsp; made him a&gt;&nbsp; cheque and went to sit&nbsp;&nbsp; back on&nbsp; her chair.&nbsp; &nbsp; Bush was so jealous, he&gt;&nbsp; starts screaming,&nbsp; &quot;Me too, I wanna&nbsp; Phone&nbsp; the USA, I&nbsp; wanna see how&gt;&nbsp; everybody is doing&nbsp;&nbsp; too.&nbsp; So He called and talked for about&nbsp; 2&nbsp; minutes,&gt;&nbsp; Then he asked:&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Well , devil how much do I owe you?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; The devil :&quot;Two million&gt;&nbsp; dollars&quot;.&nbsp; &quot;Two million dollars!!!!!!???&quot; &amp; he Made him a cheque and went&gt;&nbsp; to sit&nbsp;&nbsp; back&nbsp; on his chair.&nbsp; &nbsp; Chandrika was extremely jealous too. She&gt;&nbsp; starts screaming and screaming&nbsp; &quot;I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to&gt;&nbsp; see how everybody is doing&nbsp;&nbsp; There&nbsp; too, I want to talk to the army,&gt;&nbsp; ministers, I&gt;&nbsp;&nbsp; want to talk to&nbsp;&nbsp; everybody&quot;.&nbsp; &nbsp; She&nbsp; called Srilanka and was talking non&gt;&nbsp; stop - she talked for about&nbsp; Twenty hours.&nbsp; &nbsp; Then she asked:&nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Well,&gt;&nbsp; devil, how much do I owe you?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; The devil : &quot;Ten rupees.....only ten&gt;&nbsp; rupees.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; Chandrika screamed &quot;ONLY TEN RUPEES??????&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; The devil says,&gt;&nbsp; &quot;Well, from hell to hell, it's a local Call&quot;.!!!</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Killer, post: 107528, member: 2780"] Queen Elizabeth, Bush and Chandrika all died and went to hell. Queen > Elizabeth said: "I miss England, I would be pleased to phone England and > see how everybody is doing there" So she called and talked for about 5 > minutes. Then she asked: "Well devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil > : "A million pounds" . "A million pounds!!!????" & she made him a > cheque and went to sit back on her chair. Bush was so jealous, he > starts screaming, "Me too, I wanna Phone the USA, I wanna see how > everybody is doing too. So He called and talked for about 2 minutes, > Then he asked: > "Well , devil how much do I owe you?" The devil :"Two million > dollars". "Two million dollars!!!!!!???" & he Made him a cheque and went > to sit back on his chair. Chandrika was extremely jealous too. She > starts screaming and screaming "I also want to phone Srilanka! I want to > see how everybody is doing There too, I want to talk to the army, > ministers, I > want to talk to everybody". She called Srilanka and was talking non > stop - she talked for about Twenty hours. Then she asked: "Well, > devil, how much do I owe you?" The devil : "Ten rupees.....only ten > rupees." Chandrika screamed "ONLY TEN RUPEES??????" The devil says, > "Well, from hell to hell, it's a local Call".!!! [/QUOTE]

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