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<blockquote data-quote="Samantha567" data-source="post: 6063879" data-attributes="member: 240281"><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Customer: 'OK.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Customer: 'No.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Customer: 'No.'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"> point?'</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.' </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta">-----------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Rolleyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime">Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?'</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime">----------------------------------------------------------------</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/cool.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":cool:" title="Cool :cool:" data-shortname=":cool:" /></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> went away.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Went away?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'They disappeared'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Nothing.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Nothing??'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'How do I tell?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> type.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'What's a monitor?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'I don't know.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> plugged into the wall.</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Yes, it is.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> one? '</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'No.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> find the other cable.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> the back of your computer..'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'I can't reach.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'No..'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> way over?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> because it's dark.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Dark?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> coming in from the window.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'I can't.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'No? Why not?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'A power ...... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> packing stuff that your computer came in?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"> the store you bought it from.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'</span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue">Operator: 'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!' </span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: Magenta"><span style="color: Lime"><span style="color: Blue"></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Samantha567, post: 6063879, member: 240281"] [SIZE=4][COLOR=Magenta]Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.' Customer: 'OK.' Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?' Customer: 'No.' Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?' Customer: 'No.' Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?' Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.' ----------------------------------------------------------------- :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes: [COLOR=Lime] Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it. So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?' ---------------------------------------------------------------- :cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool::cool: [COLOR=Blue]Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect.' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.' Operator: 'Went away?' Caller: 'They disappeared' Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?' Caller: 'Nothing.' Operator: 'Nothing??' Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.' Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?' Caller: 'How do I tell?' Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?' Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?' Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?' Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type.' Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??' Caller: 'What's a monitor?' Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?' Caller: 'I don't know.' Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??' Caller: 'Yes, I think so.' Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: 'Yes, it is.' Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? ' Caller: 'No.' Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.' Caller: 'Okay, here it is.' Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer..' Caller: 'I can't reach.' Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?' Caller: 'No..' Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?' Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.' Operator: 'Dark?' Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.' Caller: 'I can't.' Operator: 'No? Why not?' Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.' Operator: 'A power ...... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?' Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.' Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.' Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?' Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.' Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?' Operator: 'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!' :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: [/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE] [/QUOTE]
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