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<blockquote data-quote="sustharapuncha" data-source="post: 17777627" data-attributes="member: 383427"><p><strong>Seriously all he does is break shit. Here’s a candid photo of Dangerous Dev wreaking havoc at Chandramukhi’s crib.</strong></p><p></p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/5/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-25170-1421837383-13.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh</p><p> (Sorry if you don’t get this. You kinda have to be as old as computer mouses with balls to get this.)</p><p> While he’s spending the rest of his time there being a total tease to Chandramukhi, who has the biggest boner in history for Devdas, Paro is just learning that the whole marriage-with-an-aristocrat deal was probably a shit idea.</p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr01/enhanced-27564-1421832805-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> </p><p> Meanwhile, Dev is devastated and wandering the streets of Calcutta drunk AF. Now I understand that this is traditional clothing and that it’s the 1900s but I have some advice for this guy.</p><p> </p><p> <strong> STOP GREETING EVERYTHING WITH YOUR JUNK ON DISPLAY.</strong></p><p></p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-12215-1421833026-10.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> THAT POOR FUCKING RIVER; IT WAS A BRIGHT MORNING BEFORE IT GOT VIOLENTLY TEABAGGED.</p><p> </p><p> The families ask Paro to convince Devdas to give up alcohol, which is only the worst idea in the known universe because he started drinking because of Paro.</p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-20604-1421833066-14.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> </p><p> <strong> Dev’s dad dies and he’s just as shit at consolation as the rest of us are at funerals.</strong></p><p></p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-8851-1421833102-7.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> You know you suck at this, too, don’t judge him.</p><p> </p><p> <strong> Paro is panicking and finding more ways to help Dev after finding out that he now has hoes in different area codes, literally.</strong></p><p></p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/1/enhanced/webdr04/anigif_enhanced-10622-1421822652-16.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> </p><p> <strong> So Paro has to head to Chandramukhi’s brothel to get Dev, and stop him from drinking. But Dev isn’t there.</strong></p><p></p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr01/enhanced-29313-1421833146-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> </p><p> EXCEPPPTTT, she also wants Chandramukhi to perform a free dance at the Durga Pooja at her house. Way to be a freeloader, Paro. Aristocrat’s wife, my ass, you cheap AF.</p><p> Chandramukhi goes to Paro’s where they hope to dance their butts off and then bond, talking about mutual interests like heavy jewelry, make-up and their Tumblr fan accounts dedicated to Shah Rukh Khan.</p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/2/enhanced/webdr08/anigif_enhanced-6954-1421827103-7.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> </p><p> Bollypop / SLB Films</p><p> </p><p> Paro’s in-laws find out that this “friend” of Paro’s is a prostitute. They confront and forbid Paro from getting out of the house, like, ever. They also humiliate Chandramukhi because everyone sucks as a person in this family.</p><p> </p><p> <strong> #NaniMinaj</strong></p><p></p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-6344-1421833182-12.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> First name Thakurayan, last name Mukherjee,</p><p>But no relation to Rani Mukherjee.</p><p> </p><p> Meanwhile, Chandramukhi finds Dev, who is only trying to stay TF away from all these women but they won’t leave him alone.</p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-10293-1421833269-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> </p><p> Devdas is diagnosed with a fatal stomach disease from gobbling down pizzas every time he has the munchies. The doctor tells Dev that he wouldn’t make it if he eats another slice of pizza.</p><p> He has very few days to live, so he tries to live his live to the fullest and this involves finally getting laid with Chandramukhi, and travelling, among other simple pleasures.</p><p> </p><p> <strong> But asshole friend Chunni Babu arrives with pizza.</strong></p><p></p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-11713-1421833323-1.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> (This is why he’s my favourite character OBVVV.)</p><p> </p><p> <strong> Of course, Dev takes it. It would be unrealistic to resist pizza.</strong></p><p></p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-22698-1421833366-19.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> </p><p> He gets sick as hell — coughing up blood and shitting in projectile etc.</p><p>It is then that he realises there is one thing he still needs to do… Some unfinished business that he has to settle.</p><p> </p><p> <strong> Proof that ex-boyfriends are the worst.</strong></p><p></p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr05/enhanced-4181-1421833405-9.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> </p><p> He ends up at Paro’s doorstep, who is not allowed to step out of the house. Fate is unkind.</p><p> </p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-31545-1421833462-12.jpg" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> </p><p> <strong> And so before embracing death, Dev ACTUALLY gives a shit about her for the first time in his life. #ROMANCE</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> <strong> When you finally take a long-awaited dump after getting home. <img src="http://twemoji.maxcdn.com/36x36/2764.png" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></p><p></p><p> <img src="http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/3/enhanced/webdr02/anigif_enhanced-22958-1421830294-9.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /> </p><p> </p><p> Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films</p><p> </p><p> <strong> ~Moral of story~</strong></p><p></p><p> </p><p> You can be an aggressive, arrogant misogynist who hits women for leisure and burns shit in his house. You can expose your genitals to people in the street on occasion. You can also stay at someone’s house and still disrespect them every single day.</p><p> So long as you are good-looking, everything is A-okay! xx</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="sustharapuncha, post: 17777627, member: 383427"] [B]Seriously all he does is break shit. Here’s a candid photo of Dangerous Dev wreaking havoc at Chandramukhi’s crib.[/B] [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/5/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-25170-1421837383-13.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh (Sorry if you don’t get this. You kinda have to be as old as computer mouses with balls to get this.) While he’s spending the rest of his time there being a total tease to Chandramukhi, who has the biggest boner in history for Devdas, Paro is just learning that the whole marriage-with-an-aristocrat deal was probably a shit idea. [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr01/enhanced-27564-1421832805-1.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films Meanwhile, Dev is devastated and wandering the streets of Calcutta drunk AF. Now I understand that this is traditional clothing and that it’s the 1900s but I have some advice for this guy. [B] STOP GREETING EVERYTHING WITH YOUR JUNK ON DISPLAY.[/B] [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr09/enhanced-12215-1421833026-10.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films THAT POOR FUCKING RIVER; IT WAS A BRIGHT MORNING BEFORE IT GOT VIOLENTLY TEABAGGED. The families ask Paro to convince Devdas to give up alcohol, which is only the worst idea in the known universe because he started drinking because of Paro. [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-20604-1421833066-14.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films [B] Dev’s dad dies and he’s just as shit at consolation as the rest of us are at funerals.[/B] [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-8851-1421833102-7.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films You know you suck at this, too, don’t judge him. [B] Paro is panicking and finding more ways to help Dev after finding out that he now has hoes in different area codes, literally.[/B] [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/1/enhanced/webdr04/anigif_enhanced-10622-1421822652-16.gif[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films [B] So Paro has to head to Chandramukhi’s brothel to get Dev, and stop him from drinking. But Dev isn’t there.[/B] [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr01/enhanced-29313-1421833146-1.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films EXCEPPPTTT, she also wants Chandramukhi to perform a free dance at the Durga Pooja at her house. Way to be a freeloader, Paro. Aristocrat’s wife, my ass, you cheap AF. Chandramukhi goes to Paro’s where they hope to dance their butts off and then bond, talking about mutual interests like heavy jewelry, make-up and their Tumblr fan accounts dedicated to Shah Rukh Khan. [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/2/enhanced/webdr08/anigif_enhanced-6954-1421827103-7.gif[/IMG] Bollypop / SLB Films Paro’s in-laws find out that this “friend” of Paro’s is a prostitute. They confront and forbid Paro from getting out of the house, like, ever. They also humiliate Chandramukhi because everyone sucks as a person in this family. [B] #NaniMinaj[/B] [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr10/enhanced-6344-1421833182-12.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films First name Thakurayan, last name Mukherjee, But no relation to Rani Mukherjee. Meanwhile, Chandramukhi finds Dev, who is only trying to stay TF away from all these women but they won’t leave him alone. [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-10293-1421833269-1.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films Devdas is diagnosed with a fatal stomach disease from gobbling down pizzas every time he has the munchies. The doctor tells Dev that he wouldn’t make it if he eats another slice of pizza. He has very few days to live, so he tries to live his live to the fullest and this involves finally getting laid with Chandramukhi, and travelling, among other simple pleasures. [B] But asshole friend Chunni Babu arrives with pizza.[/B] [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-11713-1421833323-1.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films (This is why he’s my favourite character OBVVV.) [B] Of course, Dev takes it. It would be unrealistic to resist pizza.[/B] [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr12/enhanced-22698-1421833366-19.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films He gets sick as hell — coughing up blood and shitting in projectile etc. It is then that he realises there is one thing he still needs to do… Some unfinished business that he has to settle. [B] Proof that ex-boyfriends are the worst.[/B] [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr05/enhanced-4181-1421833405-9.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films He ends up at Paro’s doorstep, who is not allowed to step out of the house. Fate is unkind. [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/4/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-31545-1421833462-12.jpg[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films [B] And so before embracing death, Dev ACTUALLY gives a shit about her for the first time in his life. #ROMANCE[/B] [B] When you finally take a long-awaited dump after getting home. [IMG]http://twemoji.maxcdn.com/36x36/2764.png[/IMG][/B] [IMG]http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2015-01/21/3/enhanced/webdr02/anigif_enhanced-22958-1421830294-9.gif[/IMG] Imaan Sheikh / BuzzFeed / SLB Films [B] ~Moral of story~[/B] You can be an aggressive, arrogant misogynist who hits women for leisure and burns shit in his house. You can expose your genitals to people in the street on occasion. You can also stay at someone’s house and still disrespect them every single day. So long as you are good-looking, everything is A-okay! xx [/QUOTE]
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