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<blockquote data-quote="AtulaSiriwardane" data-source="post: 3631173" data-attributes="member: 120286"><p>Now something serious:</p><p>King Carlos of Spain, Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands and Prince Philip of England are sitting together having a few drinks in the pub. They get a little drunk and start bragging about whose prick is the longest.</p><p>A crowd gathers as King Carlos whips out his machinery and lays it on the table. Six inches!</p><p>Everyone applauds and sings the Spanish national anthem.</p><p>Then Prince Bernhard puts his dong on the table. Eight inches! Everyone screams and shouts, and then sings the Dutch national anthem.</p><p>Finally, Prince Philip drops his pants and puts his prick on the table. Twelve inches!</p><p>The crowd gasps, and everyone starts singing ”God Save the Queen”</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="AtulaSiriwardane, post: 3631173, member: 120286"] Now something serious: King Carlos of Spain, Prince Bernhard of the Netherlands and Prince Philip of England are sitting together having a few drinks in the pub. They get a little drunk and start bragging about whose prick is the longest. A crowd gathers as King Carlos whips out his machinery and lays it on the table. Six inches! Everyone applauds and sings the Spanish national anthem. Then Prince Bernhard puts his dong on the table. Eight inches! Everyone screams and shouts, and then sings the Dutch national anthem. Finally, Prince Philip drops his pants and puts his prick on the table. Twelve inches! The crowd gasps, and everyone starts singing ”God Save the Queen” [/QUOTE]
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