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Message: <blockquote data-quote="isharackp" data-source="post: 749361" data-attributes="member: 10930">RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE 1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a littlebeverage, good food and companionship. She goes on Tuesdays, I go onFridays.2. We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California, mine is in Texas.3. I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary."Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said. So I suggested the kitchen.5. We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.6. She has an electric blender, electric toaster and electric breadmaker. She said "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" So I bought her an electric chair.7. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was waterin the carburettor I asked where the car was; she told me: "In thelake."8 She got a mud pack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off.9. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling: "Am I too late for thegarbage?" The driver said "No, jump in!"10. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.11. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name wasAlways.12. I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months. I don't like tointerrupt her.13. The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said: "Dust!"<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /></blockquote>

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