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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Dreamworks_naveen" data-source="post: 2145192" data-attributes="member: 49393">A group of terrorists hijacked a plane full of politicians.They called down to ground control with their list of demands and added that if their demands weren't met, they would release one politician every hour. ~~~~~~~~~ Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet." ~~~~~~~~~ "Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering from pneumonia? I've heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.""Don't worry, it won't happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." ~~~~~~~~~ Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. It will be wonderful if you serve me coffee free of cost today.Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. It will be wonderful if you drink it from an empty cup today. ~~~~~~~~~</blockquote>

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