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Message: <blockquote data-quote="kandya" data-source="post: 10378479" data-attributes="member: 289780"><img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" />BOY : May I hold your hand?GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy. GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!BOY : You love me... GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??BOY : Sure, what's your phone number?? GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? BOY : I love you and I could die for you!GIRL : How soon?? BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burningkiss??TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take thecigarette out of his mouth. MAN : You remind me of the sea.WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?MAN : NO, because you make me sick. WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one earand comes out of the other.HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in bothears and comes out of the mouth. MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.Whatdo u think,Peter?PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly. 1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me andno one else ?"Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list againyesterday". 2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sunor the moon?"Pupil : "The moon".Teacher : "Why?"Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we needit but the sun gives us light only in the day timewhen we don't need it". 3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps ontalking when people are no longer interested?"Pupil : "A teacher". 4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colors do you have?" 5) My father is so old that when he was in school,history was called current affairs. 6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"Sam : "It's a family tradition".Teacher : "What do you mean?"Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my fatheris a teacher".Teacher : "What about your mother?"Sam : "She's a woman". 7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my fatherthat I've failed?"David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared,past year's performance repeated". 8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating adonkey and stopped him, what virtue would I beshowing?"Student : "Brotherly love". 9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you sayprayers before eating?"Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a goodcook". 10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recoveringdoctor?"Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records showthat nine out of ten people die of the disease youhave. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The othersall died". 11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example ofCOINCIDENCE? "One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got marriedon the same day and at the same time." 12) Teacher : " George Washington not only choppeddown his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it.Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."<img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> <img src="/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/default/lol.gif"  class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":lol:" title="LOL    :lol:" data-shortname=":lol:" /> </blockquote>

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