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<blockquote data-quote="rocks_lp" data-source="post: 93556" data-attributes="member: 8999"><p>Check out the last one.Tooo Good.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things</p><p>People actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now</p><p>Published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while</p><p>These exchanges were actually taking place.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: What is your date of birth?</p><p>A: July fifteenth.</p><p>Q: What year?</p><p>A: Every year.</p><p> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up</p><p>That morning?</p><p>A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"</p><p>Q: And why did that upset you?</p><p>A: My name is Susan.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: And where was the location of the accident?</p><p>A: Approximately milepost 499.</p><p>Q: And where is milepost 499?</p><p>A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500.</p><p> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he</p><p>Doesn't know about it until the next morning?</p><p> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?</p><p>A: Yes.</p><p>Q: And what were you doing at that time?</p><p> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: She had three children, right?</p><p>A: Yes.</p><p>Q: How many were boys?</p><p>A: None.</p><p>Q: Were there any girls?</p><p> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement?</p><p>A: Yes.</p><p>Q: And these stairs, did they go up! Also?</p><p> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: How was your first marriage terminated?</p><p>A: By death.</p><p>Q: And by whose death was it terminated?</p><p> </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: Can you describe the individual?</p><p>A: He was about medium height and had a beard.</p><p>Q: Was this a male or a female?</p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?</p><p>A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.</p><p> </p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?</p><p>A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.</p><p>Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?</p><p>A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p></p><p>Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?</p><p>A: No.</p><p>Q: Did you check for blood pressure?</p><p>A: No.</p><p>Q: Did you check for breathing?</p><p>A: No.</p><p>Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the</p><p>Autopsy?</p><p>A: No.</p><p>Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?</p><p>A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.</p><p>Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?</p><p>A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law</p><p>Somewhere</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="rocks_lp, post: 93556, member: 8999"] Check out the last one.Tooo Good. These are from a book called "Disorder in the Court." These are things People actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now Published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while These exchanges were actually taking place. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. ------------------------------------------------------ Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up That morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. ------------------------------------------------------ Q: And where was the location of the accident? A: Approximately milepost 499. Q: And where is milepost 499? A: Probably between milepost 498 and 500. ------------------------------------------------------ Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he Doesn't know about it until the next morning? ------------------------------------------------------ Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? ------------------------------------------------------ Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? ------------------------------------------------------ Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? ------------------------------------------------------ Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up! Also? ------------------------------------------------------ Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? ------------------------------------------------------ Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male or a female? ------------------------------------------------------ Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. ------------------------------------------------------ Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. ------------------------------------------------------ Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the Autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law Somewhere [/QUOTE]
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