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Message: <blockquote data-quote="casper_fms" data-source="post: 6332849" data-attributes="member: 79855"><p><span style="color: olive"><strong><img src="http://i618.photobucket.com/albums/tt268/preeto_f232/SchoolKids.gif" alt="" class="fr-fic fr-dii fr-draggable " style="" /></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.</strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>       </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>Q. Name the four seasons</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>Q. How is dew formed</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>Q. What causes the tides in the oceans</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>Q. What is a seizure?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>A. A Roman Emperor.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>Q. What is a terminal illness</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>A. When you are sick at the airport.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>Q. What is a turbine?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: olive"><strong>A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head</strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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