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<blockquote data-quote="zooza12345" data-source="post: 5699474" data-attributes="member: 236986"><p><strong><span style="color: #000099">Udurawana</span></strong><span style="color: #000099"> went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver. </span><span style="color: #000099"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"> </span><strong><span style="color: #000099"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000099"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00007F">Udurawana: Who is speaking?</span></strong> <span style="color: #00007F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #00007F"> </span><strong><span style="color: #000099"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000099"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00007F">Servant : Servant Sir.</span></strong> <span style="color: #00007F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #00007F"> </span><strong><span style="color: #000099"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000099"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00007F">Udurawana: Where is the Madam? </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000099"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000099"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00007F">Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.</span></strong> <span style="color: #00007F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #00007F"> </span><strong><span style="color: #000099"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000099"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00007F">Udurawana: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today. </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000099"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000099"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00007F">Servant: What can I do now sir?</span></strong><span style="color: #000099"> </span><span style="color: #00007F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #00007F"> </span><span style="color: #000099"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000099"> </span></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000099">Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... </span></strong><span style="color: #00007F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #00007F"> </span><strong><span style="color: #000099"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000099"> </span></strong></p><p> <strong><span style="color: #000099"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #000099"> </span></strong><strong><span style="color: #00007F">Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? </span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: #00007F">Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool </span></p><p> </p><p> <span style="color: #00007F">Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir</span><span style="color: #00007F"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #00007F"> </span></p><p> <span style="color: #00007F">Udurawana: What.....? No swimming pool? </span></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong> <span style="color: #00007F">Servant: Yes Sir</span></strong> <span style="color: #00007F"></span></p><p><span style="color: #00007F"> </span><strong></strong></p><p><strong> <span style="color: #00007F">Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!!</span></strong><span style="color: #00007F"> </span></p><p><span style="color: #00007F"> </span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="zooza12345, post: 5699474, member: 236986"] [B][COLOR=#000099]Udurawana[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#000099] went to Colombo for official matter and called to his house over phone. Servant had taken the receiver. [/COLOR][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00007F]Udurawana: Who is speaking?[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][COLOR=#00007F] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00007F]Servant : Servant Sir.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][COLOR=#00007F] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00007F]Udurawana: Where is the Madam? [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00007F]Servant: She is sleeping with her husband in bedroom.[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][COLOR=#00007F] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00007F]Udurawana: What? I am her husband came to Colombo today. [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00007F]Servant: What can I do now sir?[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][COLOR=#00007F] [/COLOR][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR] [B][COLOR=#000099]Udurawana: Open the cupboard, pick the Gun, shoot both of them, come back and tell me, till then I am waiting in the line. After some time ... there come 2 shooting sounds ... after that ... [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#00007F] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#000099] [/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#00007F]Servant: Yes, I did Sir. But what can I do next Sir? [/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=#00007F]Udurawana: Open the back door, throw both of them into the swimming pool [/COLOR] [COLOR=#00007F]Servant: There is no swimming pool in our house Sir[/COLOR][COLOR=#00007F] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#00007F]Udurawana: What.....? No swimming pool? [/COLOR] [B] [COLOR=#00007F]Servant: Yes Sir[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#00007F] [/COLOR][COLOR=#00007F] [/COLOR][B] [COLOR=#00007F]Udurawana: Sorry, wrong number !!!!!!!![/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#00007F] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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